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11th February 2008
Yer Best Porn Face
3rd February 2008
Gollum's Funeral
30th July 2007
Freaktopia
23rd July 2007
The Rawest Nerve Part 2
1st July 2007
A Whizz Of A Wizz
25th June 2007
Double Whoopi
17th June 2007
The Grass
20th May 2007
Lemmings
9th May 2007
The Bus Stop Troll
30th April 2007
The Angel And The Mollusc
25th April 2007
Night Of The Living Ned
19th April 2007
Up Licky Road
19th March 2007
White Chocolate
12th March 2007
Big Black Pole
5th March 2007
Stoned
19th February 2007
Thievery
12th February 2007
Mr Glasgow
5th February 2007
Luciano Nedarotti
29th January 2007
Freaky Fire Fighter
23rd January 2007
The Electric Scarecrow
19th January 2007
Bomb Scare
15th January 2007
The Guilty Man
9th January 2007
Crash Landing
2nd January 2007
A Good Bamming
26th December 2006
Immobilized
20th December 2006
Brain Damage
14th December 2006
Terminators
9th December 2006
Bowling For Compo
4th December 2006
Humiliation
4th November 2006
The Arse Hole Disposal Unit
29th October 2006
The Scars Of Sympathy
24th October 2006
Sick
20th October 2006
The Bent Copper
14th October 2006
The Gargoyle Wedding
2nd October 2006
The Sunday Pit Bull
28th September 2006
Tools Of Seduction
22nd September 2006
Fast Fight Foreplay
20th September 2006
Evil Knievel
17th September 2006
The Love Brick
9th September 2006
Remember This Face!
2nd September 2006
Junkie Predator Makes Friends
24th August 2006
Young Team No.1
18th August 2006
The Middle Aged Teenager
13th August 2006
Soup Kitchen Brawl
25th April 2007
Night Of The Living Ned

The neds were in a funny mood tonight. As I stood at the relief point in that noxious yeast infection known as Whiteinch, I could hear fearful shouts and screams coming from the cheerless back streets nearby. With police vans going up and down I reckoned there must have been some serious ned on ned action going on in the shadows. Most likely a Buckfast fuelled turf war, not that there's anything worth fighting over in Whiteinch.

Despite living in a fairly civilised Western society, the peasant class will always find something to fight over. At least when their Grandfathers were neds over half a century ago they had something meaningful to fight over i.e Europe. But what have today's neds in Whiteinch got to fight over? Let's see, there's a vandalised phone box, an abandoned sideboard and an upturned bath. Quite a prize.

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